When it rains, it pours, yada yada yada

I had the worst night of "sleep" ever. I drank a huge glass of cold milk tea during dinner, which kept me hyper and unable to sleep. So I decided to get a glass of milk to drink. I didn't notice that the milk had expired the day before, so that resulted in a stomach ache, which kept me awake even more. Finally got some shut-eye around 3:30am, but woke up at 5:30am and have been awake since.

So now I'm hyper, tired and enduring the tail end of a stomach ache. All that's left is someone to kick me in the balls and light my nostrils on fire.

Argh.